i went to the doctor, and he told me he didn't know what it was. he gave me a prescription to some things that made me feel like i was having a heart attack. you can bet that's helping.
so far i've popped an advil, an aspirin, a bayer powder, a couple codeines, some ibuprofin, a motrin, and maybe some tylenol. i've quit smoking and started smoking. i've drunk varying measures of caffeine. i've got more sleep and less sleep. and nothing, not a single goddamn thing, gives me relief.
my head is made of bone and jello and ow.
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